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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:29
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The President Is Dead (In Helldivers 2) - Kotaku
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Thunder-Pacers: Jalen Williams scores 40 as OKC wins Game 5 of NBA finals - Al Jazeera
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
How do you say "have fun" in French?
No go.
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is a challenge you never want to face?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Astronomers discover the largest 'ultramassive' black hole ever seen - Earth.com
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
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How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Still no good
How anorexia whittled away Carly Kempf's life - Times Union
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes